When your parachute doesn’t open while you’re skydiving, you have the rest of your life to try and fix it
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything i’d rather be eating anything but this two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
Up your game this year, OP.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???
Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala
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I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’
I hope senpai bonds with me
Fuck this site
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So I see this
and all I can think is
this
DID YOU HIT HORUS IN THE EYE ON PURPOSE
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